neuroticgirl's Diaryland Diary

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dear god

Dear God,

Please help me to not murder my mother today.

I know she was in the most minor of fender benders that you could imagine and she now thinks she has dislocated rotary cups (is that part of the car?), and I know she thinks that the insurance company has set out on a campaign against hers truly, and I know she feels slighted by the world so I know I should be compassionate and just deal with her incessant ramblings for just one more day.

But I cannot.

So please help me to not duct tape her up and hide her in her own trunk.

thank you,

neuroticgirl

12:28 p.m. - 06.07.03

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