neuroticgirl's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sex store a go-go I guess it's kind of ironic that my diaryland day began with bopping the boppo (see last entry) since it's pretty much ended with shopping at the sex store with Jen. We made the mistake of going to starbucks and ordering the big huge frappaccino (mocha caramel brownie, mmmmmm) and then after ingesting as much caffeine as our bodies could stand we went to the sex store. I'm sure they thought highly of our energetic slightly twitching appraoch to shopping. Then I laughed out loud. This is apparently a major sex store faux pas. I didn't know though since Emily Post never wrote about stuff like that. But really now, it was a strawberry flavored butt-plug fashioned after a horses tail. Strawberry flavored was what got me. Anyway, I got shushed by the cashier and that of course made us laugh harder. The cashier finally asked us if we were ready to check out. I felt bad that I was getting us kicked out but apparently Jen didn't. She let the lady know that no, we were not ready and since she was holding over a hundred bucks worth of sex toys and games we got to stay. Anyway, crazy things in those sex shops, I tell ya. That was all the excitement that I could handle for one day, I've already returned home and put on my pajamas. I've had a long day. I woke up at 5:30, took a shower, baked bread (yes, I baked bread, I scare myself) made homemade sausage gravy stuff, washed the ferrets, had my dog groomed, did my laundry, and cleaned the kitchen. That was all before we went to Jens dad's surprise party then went sex store shoppin'. I'm exhausted. Oh!! I almost forgot, Caleb passed summer school. So he'll be a first grader next year. YAY CALEB!!! 4:49 p.m. - 7.14.01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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